“You can’t touch – but you can drink my juice.”

The Lapjuicer, by Theo Humphries and Phil worthington, is a naughty chair intended to be used by a lap-dancer in a club environment. The performer uses their body with the object, in order to extract fruit juices that can be drunk by one or more spectators.

The prototype has now been superseded by finished versions, one of which is on exhibit in The Victoria & Albert Museum (London) till August 29th 2005, as part of the Touch Me exhibition (I made rather lame pictures over there but the exhibit was good fun.)

Lapjuicers are available to order.