The evil Donkey John is laying claim to East Timor’s oil resources.

Help brave Xanana Gusmario climb up the oil rig jumping the stolen barrels of oil to activate the International Crane of Justice and use it to bring greedy Donkey John down.

If you earn over $300 in foreign aid you will be awarded an extra Gusmario, very handy considering average life expectancy in East Timor is just 65 years. And if you make it to $300 without losing a life you earn Double the Dollars until you die.

And this is nothing compared to the estimated $1 million a day in revenue Australia is taking out of the disputed oil fields – more than enough to allow East Timor to stand on its own economic feet without playing demeaning foreign aid games.

Reblogged by Gavin on Clippings.