Kill yourself whenever you feel like it or just have a finger with an extra joint.

Fabian Seibert at Suelzkotlett designs rather dangerous accessories.

His Lugosi 20 Suicide Bracelet comes with a sharp blade and is easy to use: wear slit on pulse, break off blade, insert blade, cut wrist. Here you go: a stylish suicide for just 160 euros.

And if you did use it as prescribed, you might be happy to buy another of Suelzkotlett’s items: Healer for the modern suicide addict.